Wife and Husband Jokes in English
Two Wives Chatting Office Funny Story
Wife 1 : I had a fine evening, how Urs???
Wife 2 : It was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in 3 mins and fell asleep in 2 mins. How was yours?
Wife 1 : Oh mine was amazing ! My husband came home and took me out for a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he lit the candles around the house. It was like a fairy tale !
At the same time their husbands are talking at work..
Husband 1 : How was your evening?
Husband 2 : Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate and fell asleep. What about U?
Husband 1 : It was horrible. I came home, there’s no dinner, they cut the electricity because I forgot to pay the bill; so I took her out for dinner which was so expensive that didn’t have money let for a cab or auto. We walked home which took an hour and when we got home I remembered there was no electricity I had to light candles all over the house !!!!!