Funny Rhymes : A collection of Funny Rhymes. We will share a must popular funniest kiddies funny rhymes in English.
10 Best Funny Rhymes in English
Dance :
You Jerk: I Dougie. Ur cool; I am epic. Ur Brand New;
I am Flying in. You walk; I swag. U fantasy; I am Historical !
Birdie :
Bride, bride in the sky
dropped a few white things in my head,
I am a large girl I wont cry,
I am just glad that cows don’t soar.
The Ex
I don’t despise you personally, I never will. I just act like I do,
because its easier than admitting that I miss you.
She comes off as powerful, but she fell asleep crying.
She acts like nothing is wrong, but perhaps she’s just really good at lying.
Every one wants happines. Nobody desires pain.
However, you can not have a rainbow without a little rain.
The Ex
Play the simple times.
Pause the good times.
Fast forward to the bullshit.
Rewind the memories.
Everybody’s doing it doing it picking their noses and chewing gum.
it they think its some kind of candy but its snot
Popular Funny Rhymes in for Kids
Dance :
Words start with ABC.
Numbers start with 123.
And that love begins with me and you.
If you think i want you back, then you must be smoking crack!
I cared, you did not. I was hurt, you smiled. I proceeded on, you realized.
It’s too late. Before you presume, learn. Before you judge, understand.
Before you hurt, feel. Before you say it, think.
Desired by many, taken by none, looking at some, but awaiting one.
Soda
Coca-Cola went to town and Diet Pepsi shot him down.
Dr. Pepper fixed him up, Now were drinking 7up.
7 up got the flu, Today we were drinking Im Bru.
Im Bru fell down a hill, now were drinking from fountain.
Fountain broke. People choke. Now return to drinking coke.
Ned
There once was a man named Ned
whose feet were too big for his bed
therefore he cut them off and his buddies
did scoff, but he did not bump his mind.
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