Doctors and patients clean jokes – humor jokes to free up your mind and make u laugh and cry.
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Very Funny Clean Jokes English
All the busy dental where I work, one patient was always late. Once when I called to confirm an appointment, he said. “will be about fifteen minutes late. That won’t be a problem, will it? “No, I told him “We just won’t have time to give you an anesthetic” he arrived early.
The New England Journal of Medicine Reports that!
“Nine out of Ten Doctors Agree that one out of Ten Doctors in An Idiot….”
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Man-1 : “The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks.”
Man-2 : “Was he successful?”
Man-1 : “yup, I had to sell my car to pay his bill.”
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A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!”
“Is this her first child?” the doctor queries.Â
“No, you Idiot!” the man shouts. “This is her husband!”Â